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APPLICATION OF EMERGENCY RULES IN MAMA SALONE

ORSAMU APPEARS ON BBC NEWSDAY: But just a few concerns sir.

SOCIAL MEDIA UNDER ATTACK: LONG LIVE THE BERATER

The BERATER has announced that this government will soon launch a war on social media – the government will track down people posting critical comments of De Pa and his government and bring them before a court. From what we know, should those people be brought before a court, they would surely wind up in jail.

CHIEF SIDIKIE IN KONOLAND: BUT ISN'T HE TOO LATE?

So chief Sidikie has finally broken out of his cocoon overlooking IMATT in the mountain area of Freetown to visit Konoland. Well, our dear chief come from that district that has attracted so much political attention since he became the principal adviser to De Pa.

THE EBOLA WAR: THE NEXT STEPS

Well, well, well, look what we have – an official government report on the use of huge amounts of money in the fight against the deadly Ebola disease that has claimed the lives of thousands of our compatriots. In this situation, the last thing anybody wants is to open big arguments about possible corruption in the management of those funds. But the nation has been alerted to a coming washing of dirty linens on the streets. State House says those found to have cooked the books will pay for their iniquity. Good talk.

POLICE WAITING ROOM NEEDS URGENT ATTENTION PLEASE

SALONE MINISTERS: EVERYTHING COMES "IN THE WISDOM" OF DE PA

One thing De Pa will be remembered for once he leaves office in 2017 is the fact that all his ministers had no ideas of their own. For them, everything is De Pa's vision, initiative, agenda, foresight or endeavour. This is an interesting country. All our ministers are so scared of being sacked that they spend all their time worshipping De Pa.